In a corporate law firm manifested as a wacky gym, law clerks dressed in ties and running shorts climb the corporate ladder - literally - and throw punches, step out of bounds, and commit personal fouls.  Janet must decide whether to blow the whistle on the runaway fraud or kill her conscience (a talking copy machine) in order to stay in the game.  Winner of the K.C.A.C.T.F. Region II One Act Play Award.

Directed by Joshua William Gelb as part of Carnegie Mellon's PLAYGROUND: Festival of Independent Student Work.

The performance is on SWAN Day, 3/27/10, at 10:50 P.M. in Carnegie Mellon's Purnell Center for the Arts, Wells Studio.  Tickets are FREE and are available at the main box office starting at 5:30 P.M.